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24 Apr 14 at 2 am
tags: Personal 

I need cute person to be awake so I can talk to them about how cute they are & stuff.

 5953
24 Apr 14 at 12 am

(Source: sexentes, via chickenyaoi)

nosdrinker:

you’re insecure

don’t know what for

let the bodies hit the floor

(via coolator)

 251
23 Apr 14 at 11 pm

euo:

I was not quite prepared for the reality of my dual role. On the one hand, the willing corruptor of an innocent, and on the other, Humbert the happy housewife.”

Lolita (1997) dir. Adrian Lyne

(via paraphiliia)

euo:

“I was not quite prepared for the reality of my dual role. On the one hand, the willing corruptor of an innocent, and on the other, Humbert the happy housewife.”
Lolita (1997) dir. Adrian Lyne

tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

I thought this was the title of a Fall Out Boy song honestly.

(Source: basedpidgeot, via ladytater-tot)

 3538
23 Apr 14 at 11 pm

moon-medicine:

ifuckingloveminerals:

As pretty as Brazilian amethyst vugs are, they are still full of crystals. Cleaning this thing would be like trying to floss a Megalodon. Whoever came up with the idea is an evil genius.

*.*

(via 2sleepingotters)

moon-medicine:

ifuckingloveminerals:

As pretty as Brazilian amethyst vugs are, they are still full of crystals. Cleaning this thing would be like trying to floss a Megalodon. Whoever came up with the idea is an evil genius.

*.*
 97680
23 Apr 14 at 10 pm

safaribrowser:

get your game on
drive safe

(Source: communistbakery, via coolator)

safaribrowser:

get your game ondrive safe